Meep!

Well, it's 6am on the first day back to school. Normally i wouldn't even -scare myself with the idea of getting up this early buuuuut i just had the first proper...well, i'm not scared but I guess it's a nightmare. Thought, now that i'm -not- going back to the crazy land in my head, that i'd write it down. It's quite long, and i remember most of it suprisingly.

Well, it started off with me doing work experience. Why? I don't know, but the people who i worked for wern't human. They were this bunch of vampish, demon people (they looked normal! and they were quite nice) from a fanfic i read. This meaning Otogi was in my dream (and pregnant too!). Well, these people were rather sexist (it's in the fic! They think women are too delicate to do anything much) but that didn't really matter to the dream, excpet during a meeting thing where they all laughed at the idea of women diong feild work. Lain (who was there only for this bit for some reason) was very cross about this, and started doing a maths equation that proved that women were good for feild work. O.O That bit was weird. Anyway, after the meeting we went back to our desks, there was a argument about flowers or all things, and then things became -really- weird.
An announcment that Captain Janeway (OMG! Startrek was in my dream! Scary...) had gone crazy and was killing random people in the street, so for us to stay in the building. Naturally the dream wasn't going to let me do that so it flicked to a classic police scene on the street, me being there. Turns out the captain wasn't crazy, just deaded, a zombie -and- crazy. So i ran about trying to avoid the random zombies that appeared before i ran into Checofski (sp, spider?). He was trying to talk to the Janeway zombie, who proceeded to eat his brain. I ran again, somehow being the last one around, being chased by a random assortment of zombies (they were pretty damn fast!).
Suddenly, the toilets (yes, toilets) burst open and the police jumped out and started doing battle with the zombies. Thinking i'd be safe i stopped running, only to be confronted with the Janeway zombie. She was wearing a weird, granny style dress and started backing my up, singing about random things. I, being unarmed, thought i was going to have my brains eaten and kept backing up. Out of nowhere, someguy ran over and threw a bomb yelling "This bomb should help! But, it's made of glass!" So glass ducking ensured. The bomb worked, killing off quite a few zombies (and the poor guy)but not the Janeway zombie. She kept making me walk backwards while singing.
By this time I'd managed to steal a butterknife off an old-granny-zombie so i began stabbing the Janeway-zombie in the chest. She didn't notice. By this stage she was singing about how much she hated her dress so I, in an attempt to distract her, asked why she didn't go find a new one. She just went all scary and demonic for a minute before ANOTHER janeway-zombie appeared (in a nicer dress).
So here i am being backed up (though i -swear- there were rose-bushes i should have collided with) by -two- janeway zombies, hacking at them both with a measly butter knife. Out of the police/zombie fighting a guy appeared and yelled 'I'll help you!' before starting up a chainsaw and hacking the two Janeay-zombies to bits (and my dream gave me all the nice, bloody detail too). I was about to say thank-you when the guy was killed up a random flying spoon. Being dead, he turned into a zombie and started coming at me with the aformentioned chain-saw. I suppose i died then, 'cause i woke up quite suddenly.

Wow...6:45. Gotta get up in 15 minutes to go to the hell-hole *cough*school*cough*. What a shame. Anyway, i hope the dream made a -little- sence at least. >.>